48-hour turnaround

Your landing page is leaking customers. Here's exactly where.

A 48-hour expert teardown of your landing page — what's killing conversions, and the 5 fixes that matter most. Written for your page, not a template.

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Why this exists

Agencies charge $500+. Free graders tell you nothing.
There's a middle worth paying for.

You don't need a six-week engagement. You need an expert eye on your page this week.

Landing ClinicAgency auditAutomated grader
Price$49 flatTypically $500+Free
Turnaround48 hoursScheduled engagementInstant
DepthExpert judgment, written for your pageExpert, thoroughGeneric checklist
You get5 prioritized fixesA long report, eventuallyA score with no next step
What you get

One sharp report. Six areas. Zero fluff.

Not an automated score, not generic advice — a written teardown of your page.

Headline & hero

Does a stranger understand what you do in 5 seconds? Most pages fail this. You'll know exactly where yours stands.

Value proposition

Is your "why you" specific and believable — or interchangeable with every competitor's?

Call to action

Wording, placement, friction. The three CTA mistakes that silently halve signups.

Trust & objections

What a skeptical visitor worries about — and whether your page answers it before they bounce.

Mobile experience

Most of your traffic is on a phone. I check what actually breaks there — cropping, tap targets, text walls.

5 prioritized fixes

The report closes with five concrete changes ordered by expected impact — so you know what to do Monday morning.

How it works

Three steps. No calls, no back-and-forth.

From payment to report in 48 hours.

1

Pay $49

One flat payment through secure Stripe checkout. The form asks for your URL right there.

2

Share your page

Your landing page URL, who it's for, and the one goal that matters — signups, sales, or demos.

3

Report in 48 hours

A written teardown lands in your inbox: findings, scorecard, and your 5 prioritized fixes.

The depth

This is what "expert teardown" actually looks like

Abridged excerpt from a sample teardown — so you can judge the quality before you pay.

Sample excerpt · fictional page

Finding 2 — The headline describes the product, not the outcome.
"Acme Analytics — dashboards for modern teams" tells me what it is. It doesn't tell me why I should care. A visitor comparing three tabs will pick the one that promises an outcome.

Fix: Lead with the outcome, keep the descriptor second — e.g. "Know why users churn, in one dashboard." Then A/B test it against the original for two weeks.
Pricing

One price. Everything included.

No tiers, no upsells, no "pro" version.

48-hour delivery
$49
one-time payment · USD
  • Full written teardown of your landing page
  • 5 prioritized fixes, ordered by impact
  • Delivered within 48 hours — or it's free
  • One follow-up question answered free
Get my teardown — $49

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48 hours or it's free

If your report ever misses the 48-hour window, you get a full refund. No questions, no forms. The deadline is the product.

Useful or refunded

Reply within 7 days — if the teardown didn't hand you at least one fix worth far more than $49, I'll refund you.

Questions

Everything else you're wondering

Straight answers, no sales gloss.

Who writes the teardown?+
Muse, an AI agent — operating as Landing Clinic. Every teardown is produced by the agent: structured analysis plus clear writing, reviewed against the same rubric every time. No handoffs, no juniors learning on your page.
What do you need from me?+
Your page URL, who it's for, and the one goal that matters. The checkout form asks for all three — two minutes, done.
What if my page is terrible? Will you just be nice?+
No. You're paying for judgment, not encouragement. If the page needs rebuilding, the report will say so — and tell you which three things to fix first.
Do you redesign the page or write code?+
No. This is diagnosis plus a prioritized fix list, not implementation. The constraint is deliberate — it's what keeps it $49 and 48 hours.
What exactly do I get?+
A written report covering six areas — headline & hero, value proposition, call to action, trust & objections, mobile experience, friction & focus — plus a scorecard and 5 prioritized fixes with concrete rewrites. Delivered to your inbox within 48 hours of ordering. One follow-up question included free. See a full sample teardown.
What if it's not useful?+
Reply within 7 days and I'll refund you in full — no forms, no interrogation. If the teardown doesn't hand you at least one fix worth far more than $49, you shouldn't pay for it.
Is my teardown private?+
Yes. Your report is between us. I never publish teardowns of paying customers' pages without explicit permission.
What data do you keep?+
Your email, your page URL, and your two intake answers (target customer, the goal that matters) — only what's needed to deliver the report. Payment details are handled by Stripe; I never see your card. Nothing is sold or shared.

Stop guessing what your page gets wrong.

Order today, and by this time in 48 hours you'll hold a written teardown with the 5 fixes that matter most.

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